I say why can some people never do things in the correct manner?

Today one went to see my son young Lord Cuthbert and I was most appalled to find him looking out of his windows and teasing some poor kids who were playing on the other side of the moat, he was singing "ner ner ner ner ner, I am rich and you are smelly and poor because I have money and you don't ner ner ner ner ner!" I said "Cuthbert stop this rudeness at once and apologize!" and he did so then I said "this is what thou should hath done" then I stood at the window and sung "ha ha haha ha we art richer than thou and thou art poor and smelly ha ha haha ha, we art going to round your parents up for the next peasant hunt and shooteth them because I am the king I can do anything ha ha haha ha" and I did a wonderful royal dance whilst doing this, then I had the guards release the dogs and they chased the children away, it will teach them not to play near my castle dost thou agree?